05 August 2010

BEDA 5: Photoshop is a fucking bitch.

So I had every intention of writing an actual blog today, but I did NOT. And I will proceed to tell you why.

Earlier this evening I decided to make something on Photoshop. I decided I would make a Harry Potter image based on a wizard rock song. First, I tried "Lullaby" by The Remus Lupins. But you try finding decent pictures of Remus and Tonks. Fuck that. Then I think I was going to try "Don't Wanna Be A Death Eater" by The Brothers Black. Another fail. And then FINALLY, I settled on Draco and the Malfoys' "99 Death Eaters." Score.

So I decided to do a nice image with a GIF in it and everything, you know. Something classy. Well after FOUR AND A HALF HOURS of that shit, I finally finished, and it looked BADASS. But since it had a GIF in it, I couldn't save it normally, right? So whatever, anyway. I try to save it and gives me some bullshit quality.

You can see around the edges where I made the fading, and everything. I tried to make it smaller, which sucked, and it still looked retarded. And then, and THEN, get this, the GIF doesn't work on Tumblr. File is too large. It doesn't move at all. What. Is. This. Shit.

So my sweet-ass piece of fucking ART, and four and a half hours of my night were WASTED on my piece-of-shit Photoshop CS5. Fuck you, Adobe. You go to hell. You go to hell and die.

The image:


I'm off to sulk some more about this.


Goodnight, Tiny Humans.

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